LeBron James took time out of his busy schedule to congratulate the shit out of himself as he stands at the cusp of joining the NBA’s 30,000 point club. Now to be sure, this is an enormous accomplishment, only six other players in the league’s history have topped 30K points. But I don’t quite recall any of the other players fellating themselves to this degree.
Via LeBron James Instagram account:
kingjames Wanna be one of the first to Congratulate you on this accomplishment/achievement tonight that you’ll reach! Only a handful has reach/seen it too and while I know it’s never been a goal of yours from the beginning try(please try) to take a moment for yourself on how you’ve done it! The House you’re about to be apart of has only 6 seats in it(as of now) but 1 more will be added and you should be very proud and honored to be invited inside. There’s so many people to thank who has help this even become possible(so thank them all) and when u finally get your moment(alone) to yourself smile, look up to the higher skies and say THANK YOU! So with that said, Congrats again Young King 🤴🏾! 1 Love! #striveforgreatness🚀#thekidfromakron👑
This sounds a little awkward coming from an NBA legend. If you’re gonna write yourself a self-congratulatory love letter, why share it with the free world? But this becomes even more amazing as we look at the current status of his team. While it’s a common theme for the Cavs to perform poorly in mid-season only to unleash the full power of LeBron in the playoffs, this year is a little different. The Cavaliers are in the process of shitting the bed, losers of five out of six games, having just gave up
2,498 148 points in regulation to OKC the other night. Of course, they are going through their winter ritual of bitching and infighting, a yearly tradition since LeBron rejoined the team in 2014.
In a locker room increasingly full of finger-pointing, Love defended himself and explained his side to teammates, coaches and management, sources said. At end of meeting, there was a sense with some that team had worked out some issues, but that ultimately remains to be seen.
— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) January 23, 2018
With San Antonio on deck and his team mired in controversy, James chose to fire off his manifesto of self-love. Just an indescribably twattish move. I don’t care how talented he is, would you really want to play with this guy? He is personally responsible for the entire Cavs revolving male soap opera, he throws his teammates under the bus with reckless abandon, reigns as the NBA’s penultimate social justice warrior, and he is racist toward White Americans. No wonder Kevin Love can’t stand him. Can you blame him? What. A. Dick. LeBron James is just insufferable.