Kijuana Nije – Worst Side Chick of 2017

There’s still a few months left before 2018, but, short of a Lorena Bobbit redux, we’ve got our winner for the Worst Side Chick of 2017. Kijuana Nige runs away with the award for posting a video of Miami Dolphins offensive line coach, Mike Foerster snorting a line of coke before a team meeting.

It’s not just that she didn’t stay in her lane. She took a video of him engaging in an act that she knew would get him fired, and slapped it up on her Facebook page. Nige could have taken vengeance by hitting up Mrs. Foerster, however she kicked it up to 100 by putting the coach on blast, humiliating him and forcing his resignation from a job that paid him over $3,000,000 a year.

Maybe T-Pain could remix his 2006 hit “I’m ‘n Luv (With A Stripper) for Foerster?

She posted a vid of me snortin’

I’m off to divorce court and,

(I’m in love with a stripper)

She trippin, ain’t playin, no feelin’s

I’m out a job that paid millions, 

(I’m in love with a stripper)

None of this excuses Foerster. Going behind his wife’s back is bad enough, but sending a video that put his multi-million dollar job in jeopardy?  Are you kidding me? To a stripper who posted a pic with her fist raised, in an Anti-Trump shirt, much less. Red flags all over the place. This guy could develop strategic plans to stop hell-bent defensive players from drilling his quarterback, but he didn’t have the sense to avoid a Cluster B candidate.

So, why did Kijuana Nige make such a valiant effort for the Worst Side Chick award? In her own words on Facebook

“The white people mad at me like I forced blow down this mans nose and like I recorded it on tha low,” Kijuana Nige wrote in now-deleted Facebook post. “No those are his habits and he recorded himself and sent it to me professing his love. So quick to make excuses for him but will roast a minority player over an athem, dog fights, weed, domestic issues etc. But y’all keep saying ALL LIVES MATTER STFU‼️”

A few things. Kijuana didn’t ‘record it on tha low’ but she did post it to Facebook without his permission, which cost him his livelihood and reputation. Clearly, she’s still holding the torch not only for Colin Kaepernick, but for Michael Vick and Ray Rice. Also, at no time during the video did Foerster ‘profess his love’ for her, but he did say “I wish I was licking this off your p***y.” Apparently, for our Worst Side Chick winner, that passes for ‘love’.

Foerster’s cocaine platter spewed more BLM-inspired boilerplate in an interview on ESPN.

“My motive was to basically expose the inequalities in the system. It’s not just the NFL. The inequalities that come with being a minority compared with a white privileged person in America in general. This is shining light on the inequalities we have as a country. We don’t get paid the same amount as everyone else.”

“He’s a good guy. He’s a caring guy. Don’t get me wrong. I do care about Chris. He is a good person. Unfortunately, an example had to be made about the system. Unfortunately, he was the example used. It’s not I have something against him. It’s something I have against the system.”

Side note: Could you imagine hearing something like this from your side chick…

Nothing against you, baby, you’re a good guy. But unfortunately, I’m gonna ruin your life and career so I can use you as an example of systemic oppression. Oh yeah, and so I can become famous for a few months, because my best years of cocaine and pole climbing are clearly behind me.

Just like CNN praised the hell out of Eminem’s parking garage freestyle, while choosing to ignore his psychotic tendencies, let’s take a moment and ask ourselves… Is THIS who we should listen to about her perceived problems in society? A cocaine-fueled stripper with anger toward Whites who willingly hooked up with a married man? We’re giving her a voice because she was ‘brave/empowered/fierce’ enough to expose an NFL coach? Like Eminem’s ulterior motive of drawing limelight just before releasing a new album, let’s not forget that Ms. Nige’s has spent years being introduced as “Now appearing on Stage Three…”

Foerster had been around her for months.  He never heard her mention ‘white privilege’ or go off on a rant about how Colin Kaepernick was a heroic figure? I find it hard to believe that the flashing warning signs were not there from the jump. Kijuana Nige’s spiteful actions win her the Worst Side Chick award, but Chris Foerster purchased, spit-shined and handed it to her.

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