Senator Al Franken, a vocal women’s rights advocate, has found himself in scalding water this past week. With sexual harassment witch hunts blazing through Hollywood, it was only a matter of time before accusers began pointing fingers at politicians. And Franken, a vocal detractor of President Trump, was subsequently roasted this week on Twitter by The Donald himself. In light of the recent allegations against him, seemingly light-hearted pictures of Senator Al Franken groping Arianna Huffington no longer seem all that playful.
From Page Six:
The never-before-published images, taken for a magazine in 2000 and obtained exclusively by The Post, include a number of frames showing the former “Saturday Night Live” star grabbing the media mogul’s buttocks as they pose back to back.
An even more shocking snap shows the pair posing on a bed, with Franken cupping Huffington’s breast with one hand.
“Franken was clowning around, but it really isn’t funny,” said a source from the shoot. “That’s his tactic, pretend like it’s all a big joke. Arianna was pushing his hands away. He was groping her. There was some fun attached to it, but she wasn’t enjoying it. She definitely told him to stop and pushed him away.”
Looking at those photos… my first reaction was that this looks like the cover an unsightly porn DVD. One that was destined for the 99 cent bargain bin.That inspired me to bring some levity into the shitstorm that currently surrounds Al Franken.
Here are my Top 10 DVD Titles for a (hopefully fictitious) porn film starring Sen. Franken and Arianna Huffington.
- A Handful of Arianna
- The Senator and the HuffPo Ho
- Predator vs. Feminist
- Hey Arianna, Huff on My Franken-furter!
- The Fast and The Feminist
- Senator Franken Visits the Oval Orifice
- We Put The F-I-S-T in Feminist!
- Arianna Huff on Deez Nutz
- Sen. Franken’s Deep State
- Huffington Roast (beef flaps)
These pictures of Senator Al Franken groping Arianna Huffington are flat-out creepy. Even his staunchest allies will now see him as a creepy degenerate perv. But let’s hope that the discovery process stops right there. If anyone found an actual porn film between these two…I mean, there are some things that you just can’t un-see.